Sunday, August 16, 2009 . 4:49 AM

Shit shit shit shit shit, I fucked up bad. For the past week I thought the 15th was on Sunday, which is the day I have my HR Orientation at Playland, but nope, the 15th is on a Saturday. Hopefully they aren't too anal about it. I did already went to my rides orientation so I think it should be fine... I hope.

Went to watch Orphan with the guys the other day. Its a must watch. I can sum it up with just about 5 words, it's one fucked up movie. Fucked up as in sick and twisted. Pretty good for a horror movie, I give it 4 out of 5. Hmmm I also saw Patshi and Carrie at Riverport that night too haha. They went to watch District 9, a movie my friends and I are planning on watching this coming Thursday.

My mom and her bf are leaving for Vegas Monday morning for a whole week. Yup I get the house all to myself for a whole week. Hmmmm what to do during those 7 days of absolute freedom. Party it up? Too bad I get paid on Friday, 2 or 3 days before my mom returns to Vancouver.

How retarded are my friends? Well we spent 2 hours sitting in the car listening to songs on someone's iPod and guessing what song is playing. Yup pretty fun yet super lame at the same time. We saw a skunk run by with it's tail up. Freaky shit. We went full speed over speed bumps and my crotch rammed into the seat in front of me with my legs spread open. It wasn't too good on the groin :[. We even went as far as to drive in reverse all the way back to my friend's house from Cunningham Elementary which is about 2 blocks away. Some cars drove by and looked at us funny lol. Wow its 5am, better get some sleep before the birds start chirping away. But before I do that here's a short rap from yours truly.


Question of the day: If we were alone in a room and I was naked covered in whip cream, what would you do to me?